Make a Dent in Your Cucumber Supply With This Weeknight Meatball Dinner

If meatballs aren’t at the top of your salad mix-in power rankings, this new recipe's combination of flavorful pork and crunchy cukes might earn them a spot.
Photo of a meatball and cucumber salad in a bowl.
Photo & Food Styling by Kendra Vaculin

The shining bright spot in my 2020 (it hasn’t had a lot of competition, tbh) is that this is the year I jumped on the CSA train. I’m not sure why it took me so long: Being on the receiving end of a surprise assortment of vegetables—CSA stands for “community-supported agriculture,” which means we bought a share of whatever the farm is growing—is kind of my dream scenario, and I love getting a glimmer of upstate life without leaving the city. On Saturday mornings, I walk a few short blocks to the pick-up location and head home with a bounty of seasonal goods that inspire the next few days of cooking. If it sounds dreamy, that’s because it is! It's the best decision I’ve made in a long time.

The only real issue is thecucumbers.

我们每周,而拆包和编目test vegetable haul, my partner pronounces that we are, once again, buried in cucumbers. It’s a serious situation, and you'll feel me if you have an over-abundant garden this time of year: Because we are regularly given anywhere from nine to thirteen cucumbers, we have to make some real moves to ensure that by the time next Saturday rolls around (and with it a whole new crop of cucumbers), we’ve made a dent in our supply.

Crawling out of the cucumber hole has meant lots ofquick picklesandcold soups,smashed cucumber saladsand spicytiger salads. We’ve shingled cukes ontoast, shaved them intoribbons, and used them as a vehicle fordips of all kinds. If I type the letter C into Google, it automatically fills in “-ucumber recipes,” my new most common search phrase. So it was in self-preservation that, when tasked with developing a recipe to use up the last bit of summer produce, I went for a dish that would lighten my load—at least until next Saturday.

This recipe is a meatball salad, which, if you’re not already adding meatballs to salads, will likely inspire you to try it. Amidst the cucumbers, thinly sliced red onion, and herbs, the juicy meatballs play the role thatcroutonsmight, standing out as the clear best part but not overshadowing the other flavors. To keep the total ingredient list under control, we tap some of the same items twice, making the most of briney, buttery Castelvetrano olives and sweet golden raisins by putting them in both the meatballs and the salad. Toasted pine nuts add crunch and a yogurt swoosh adds richness and tang; spreading a layer across the whole plate guarantees you’ll get a bit in every bite.

Got cukes?

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Cucumbers are known for their high water content—up to 95%, which makes them great for hydrating puffy eyes but not ideal for salads. While seasoning your cukes is necessary for flavor,saltdraws out their moisture, so you’re often left with a puddle of waterydressingat the bottom of your bowl. The trick to keeping this salad from becoming a soupy mess is to salt, drain, and squeeze out any excess liquid from the cucumbers before dressing them. Any type of thin-skinned cuke will do, like Persian, Kirby, English, or an assortment; let the salted pieces sit in astrainerfor at least 15 minutes, then wrap them up in a clean kitchen towel to squeeze. Two pounds will seem like a lot at first (we’re getting out of the hole!) but they’ll shrink down in size during the process. Don’t worry if you crush some bits as you squeeze, as craggy cucumbers make for good salad components.

Other than helpfully depleting my vegetable collection, this recipe’s big selling point is its simplicity. The doubled-up ingredients mean you’re not shopping for a whole new pantry, and a few of the steps can happen at the same time (draining cukes while you mix the pork, for example) so you’re not on your feet forever. Also, instead of babysitting oil-splattering meatballs in a hot pan, you throw these babies in the oven for a few minutes alongside toasting pine nuts for the salad for hands-free browning. It’s a level-up from my normal“bowl food”repertoire that keeps the spirit of non-precious plating and flavorful variety—exactly the type of thing I want to make on a weeknight, even when I don’t have a stack of cucumbers already waiting on deck.